Tuesday, January 08, 2013

So Little Time ...

"You worship the God of Humanism". That's what Johnny Calvinist said to me. If he changed just the last three letters of his profound statement he might have impressed me. "I worship the God of humanity", I reply. I think that stumps him and he returns to the 3rd round of the UFC championship bout. He will be back to ensure his victory. I wait with bated breath.

2 comments:

William Birch said...

"... the God of Humanism." Hmmm. By definition, humanism is "a system of thought that rejects religious beliefs and centers on humans and their values, capacities, and worth." I think, then, that lil' Johnny is calling you an unregenerate heathen.

Then again, since Johnny Calvinist's God has ordained that you worship this "God of humanism," I'm not quite sure I empathize or fully understand his complaint. Perhaps he should take such things up with his God.

A.M. Mallett said...

Johnny Calvinist's God lost the third round of UFC due to a rear naked choke. He has never replied.