Friday, September 17, 2010

You might be a Liberal Theologian?

You might be a Liberal Theologian?

     If you are prone to arguing there are 65 or 67 books in the Bible but certainly not 66.

     If books on evolution comprise one third of your personal library.

     If the most important Pauline doctrine is "I love you Yeah Yeah Yeah".

     If the world flood only covered your '66 Beetle parked next to the river in 1967.

     If the best sermon you thought you heard recently was preached by a gay Episcopal priest.

     If you can't decide whether to address God as Ms. or Ma'am.

     If you think the Bible is fallible because it left off the qualifier where Jesus said Go and sin no more than what you think you can get away with.

     If you think Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the Birmingham police station in 1963.

     If you think William F. Buckley was a Southern Baptist.

     If you swear up and down that the Devil is real and looks exactly like the ghost of Jerry Falwell.


Andy D said...

You might be, you might not be.

A.M. Mallett said...

Indeed, you might be worse.